why did they stop making cool toys

"and we'll all feel gay when johnny comes marching home...."

kitschmas

i always thought my christmas was missing something. turns out it was a fibre optic nativity scene..........or maybe the throw the beanbag at the holy family game. hopefully next year jesus's b'day will be complete AND maybe someone will get me a "wtfwjd" tshirt too
(you seriously have to click the pics)

the art of mulitple deaths

left voice: here chicky chicky chickyyyyyyyyy
right voice: heeeeeeeeeeeere chicky chicky

oh the poor chick doesnt know where to go or what to do. damn this one body two heads business. wheres the chainsaw? and which head should go? oh no! now im in two minds too.......

click the pic and have a peek at sarinas stuff too

squeeeebay

the trapeze is a truly dangerous piece of apparatus as this poor toy demonstrates - yet his bravery is unmatched as he still clings on with his remaining hand and foot to entertain the masses.....

(click the pic for further disturbances & dont forget to read the descriptions attached)

slinky linx

i couldnt wait for easter to show you this. its too fantastic. now i have to walk into jp's school (catholic) and try not to burst into village ppl mode everytime i do

so then my brother sends me this - i like it for the flow chart of reason cause i can relate. the rest of the story is pretty funny too

at archie mcphee get the gift for someone they never knew they wanted (or if you want to buy me a gift, go there)

and in case you wondered what the easter bunny is up to.........

oh and cause i called this entry slinky linx i thought maybe this or this would make sense

flaky

because we just dont get flakes here.......yea ok cept me and we need more dammit

go forth and multiply


if that didnt get you into the spirit then this wont either

not only can you resist christmas, you can become a socialist/environmentalist/scrooge too! you wont find any pics of unhappy kids here (but you wont find any happy ones either)

be sure to checkout the links santarchy in the usa and tree revolt

and finally a christmas shakeup with this

useless intuitive skills

because its not important, i did this

You impressively scored 80%

"Definitely time to get tested."

You personally got 16 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys. Overall, you guessed better than 87% of all test takers.

http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar

yep apparently i can peg 16 out of 20 ppl that are gay................strangely, im impressed that i bettered 87% of you in something that doesnt bother me