r has this fantastic way of farting, looking horrifically shocked at you, then saying "scuse you your bottom" and of course falling into fits of hysterical laughter
today, r and i went to my school to sort some stuff out with my course coordinator (id say revered but..........nah) who was rather informative and it was all very polite and lovely. as we left the office, just out of sight he lets on rip in the Hall Resounding
"scuse you your bottom mum"
its like blaming the dog isnt it cept i dont think dogs look shocked, go bright red, stand around with their mouths open then realise theres no point in even trying to blame the persecutor cause kids are soooooooooo honest and so no one will believe you anyway.....................
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Aaaah, how awfully embarassing. Thank you for sharing. ;)
my only salvation is that i cant take a photo of it to show everyone what he's having for breakfast daily
;pxxx
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