just to add to the email about forwarding "if you dont forward this, you will die a slow and horrible death or live a terrible life" emails
"or one of 3 chickens that your whacky next door neighbours acquired will get stressed and fly into your tree then said neighbours will send kids over to climb said tree and you will spend the next half hour convincing them a) the tree is not strong enough to support their weight b) no they cant take a wheelie bin through your house to stand on and wave a rake at the chicken and c) to leave the poor bloody thing alone"
im still not forwarding those emails. ill take the slow and horrible death and strange things i be cursed with thanx. this way, i have a life to blog about.....
:wonders if you can backward emails instead:
"or one of 3 chickens that your whacky next door neighbours acquired will get stressed and fly into your tree then said neighbours will send kids over to climb said tree and you will spend the next half hour convincing them a) the tree is not strong enough to support their weight b) no they cant take a wheelie bin through your house to stand on and wave a rake at the chicken and c) to leave the poor bloody thing alone"
im still not forwarding those emails. ill take the slow and horrible death and strange things i be cursed with thanx. this way, i have a life to blog about.....
:wonders if you can backward emails instead:
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How about a simple -
"If you don't forward this you will get neighbours no boundaries and a rooster and be forced to subsist on chocolate diet drink for a month while entertaining said neighbours in your home."
Personally that would rival Dante's hell in my estimation.
Oh and "tsobr" is my word verification for the day.
my god you combined our lives
now we can live vicariously through eachother. i knew youd warm to the idea of sharing one day.........
;pxxx
word verificiation retort: tbicnk
Yes what else should I share...
I belched in public today, quite by accident I assure you.
oh and ijhfj to you.
does that mean accidentally yet vicariously belched in public today too?
guess what? you publicly farted. it was no accident
raloerti infinity times to you
hpledsd you!
I would never, ever fluff in public.
:)
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