right at the end of the holidays of terror, destruction, psychopaths and boredom i decided to take the boys to the drive-ins with some other friends
we parked right up the front and laid out mattress, blankets, pillows and movie food stuffs and set out to watch The Wild and Monster House....
IT WAS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why the fuck havent i done this before? oh thats right..............im crap at organising anything
right at the end of the movies, rj went running towards the great screen infront of us i assumed to play on the grass for a minute while we packed up
then the lights went on
then ppl leaving turned their headlights on too
and there was my child, in the spotlights, facing the screen, in all his pants down glory, peeing.
i thought he really enjoyed the movies but that just screamed "I PISS ON YOUR SHOW"
he returned to us wondering what the joke was he seemingly missed cause the asphyxiation from laughing so hard had taken over and rendered us unable to tell him
poor thing, he misses out on so much.......................
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heh heh, we are so doing that again.
Without Ryan's commentary on the closeness of bathroom facilities of course.
classic moments in time, episode #234, A young boy decides that while movie was joyous it did not go long enough and so declares ownership of the site for future viewings.
miss y'all
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