lately, rj and jp have been giving my auditory pathways something akin to aural hiccups. the info goes in like normal but something, around half way, involuntarily tries to push it back out because it just doesnt sound quite right.
e.g:
rj: mum, you can have a baby and his name is casper and he will be my big brother
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rj: i want a house with 100 windows (will draw plans with or without request)
me: how many doors baby
rj: 100
jp: how many rooms
rj: 5
jp: how many toilets in each room
(me: rolls eyes)
rj: 5
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jp: MUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WE NEED A SMALLER TOILET
me: sweetheart. youve been sleepwalking, ill get you back to bed ok
jp: we need a smaller trampoline then
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rj: ive got muscles! (flex flex)
me: youve been telling us for the last half hour baby. like we've been telling you that we dont need your muscles, we need your veins for 2 tiny vials of blood
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in other news....................*blank*
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