toenail

i lost a toenail today

id like to give you some great big klutzy story about how it happened but i cant. i wish it was some gross horror story about how i got it stuck in a door and have waited weeks whilst watching it go varying shades of bruise til it finally lifted but i cant.

i simply felt some pain, looked down and there it was:

one toe incomplete without purple sparkles for decoration.

i have no idea how my middle toenail was suddenly missing complete with bleeding. i wasnt pissed nor reality challenged (sadly). and no said detachment to be found anywhere. maybe its made its way to a sausage roll factory somewhere for the next unsuspecting consumer. good luck to it.

so to protect - ok compensate - nailess toe is now sporting a bandaid wrapped around its tiny self with purple glitter nailpolish on it

ah my again complete feet.............