in just 8 easy steps!
1. decide the only thing in the house to eat would be pea and ham soup
2. fill up large soup pot with water and install hambone
3. place pot on stove and turn on to "high"
4. realise, after a minutes silence, that you've turned on the wrong hotplate
5. pick up pot lid which is covering the hotplate which is actually turned on by handle on top which is not yet hot
6. whilst figuring out where to put lid and how to get soup pot onto hot element, vaguely wonder if human flesh really does smell like pork when cooked and what is that feint sizzling noise
7. drop lid anywhere that is not near human flesh as your question has just been answered
8. tend to 2nd degree burn on right pinky finger running down side of hand
bon appetite!
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4 comments:
did mum never tell you that soups are typically not made from the cooker or any byproducts of the cooker.
the pork was close but the pea...?
i hope you didnt serve it...
mmmmmm... hotmuffin soup... possibly with pee
"mmmm, p. soup."
Yum.
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