my sweet little jp, 6, was entertaining a friend this evening in the loungeroom whilst i was entertaining other friends in my bedroom (yea ok i know what it sounds like. those who know me will be wondering too). the squeals of giggles were only overshadowed by the stunned and confused disbelieving type laughter from our guest.
i should never have enquired about it - never ever ever EVER. my friend, b, announced that jp had just said that "he needs to restart his penis".
being a not male, i tried to enquire further into this new phenomenon - i mean if my 6 yr old knows, surely i would know something too. apparently not. its seems to be a secret between the boys. the gut wrenching laughter told me they could keep that one too.
pls god, may he not go to school tomorrow and tell his teacher about his weekend. they know too much already.................
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It's obvious - your friend was envious of jp's amazing re-starting penis, being over adolescence himself, and was laughing to cover up his burning shame.
you know, if the Amazing Restarting Penis didnt belong to a child, i'd market it
;p xxx
I know a couple of people who might just buy that!!
You never know tho, he may have just updated his anti virus, anr need a good reboot to the nuts :P
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