Q: how do you know when your 7yr old has watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory one too many times?
A: when he sticks his chewing gum IN his ear to eat dinner
unfortunately for all witnesses, r hasnt realised that violet beauregarde sticks said gum behind her ear. and yes, gum was removed from ear for the purposes of chewing continuity and the pride in which he put the gum back in his mouth, i didnt have the heart to stop him. he's still alive.
j was making some snot sucking gurgling sounds the other day. he announced to me from the backseat :
j: its not snot mum. its its its its
m: phlegm?
j: yea that
m: so whats the difference between snot and phlegm then?
j: snot
m: ah, of course!
j: and i can only suck out half my brain in a whole year
my apparent lack of education in these matters can only be enhanced by the miseducation i am now receiving..............
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Not sure if it's testimony you want regarding the brilliant illustrative quality of your writing, however - I feel sick now and will likely lose weight due to the nausea. Thank you hotmuffin!!! - is my hearty endorsement.
just sharing the ewwwww factor in my days lisa. glad i could help with the new nausea diet - if you need anymore vomit inducing thoughts, there is NO doubt that i can satify the cravings there........
;p xxx
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