Tuesday, March 14, 2006

the klutz factor

note to brain: when waxing, make sure hair is tied up and nowhere NEAR waxstrip.
everyone else (internally): i thought the the purpose of the activity was to apply wax to hair for removal of it(?)
me: uh huh but only the hair you WANT to remove.
everyone else: ahhhhhhhhhh (sigh of realisation)

i, as a chick who likes quick yet painful forms of hair removal, thought it would be a great idea to wax - at midnight (tired brain). the wax strips got stuck in the hair on my head (which is NOT to be removed under pain of slow and horrible death) not once but 3 times. and on the first occasion, i stood there with empty hands wondering where the waxstrip was. the next two were pretty obvious.

yay sticky hair me.

im so sorry you all missed the show. ill be sure to try it again (or something equally as stupid) sometime soon so ill send invites. those interested in attending, pls let me know. i promise you wont be disappointed.............

2 comments:

Marion Crane said...

:Points:

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

:deep breath:

BWAH HA BWAH HA HA HA HEE

:sigh:

MYL-28Z said...

Oh thats fantastic, you should ask the government for an arts grant and sell tickets on Ebay!!!